Dear Sekret Admirer

Thanks, I had to give him some milk, my toilet could not keep up with him and he looks bloated from all the water. Since you have given up smoking and just about everything else I will let you have the cat beating fetish. God knows I like to pinata the cat still hoping for candy to come out him one of these days. Sorry it has taken me so long to write back, been kinda busy. So where is the next chapter of the story, is it coming.

Love

Aww Sturck

Dear Aww Struck,

Too much time is spent on beating cats. But I figure that is ok, everyone has their vice. I made these potatoes the other day, they were scary. They're called Jalepeno Cheese Potatoes. They were horribly hot and so I fed them to the cat and locked him in a cabinet till he finished his yummy taters. He's probably still a little toasty.


Lotsa Smooch,

Your Sekret Admirer

Dear Sekret Admirer

That poor cat god only knows what will happen next. You should be writing children books, because torture and maming is what its all about.

How are you doing these days? I havent been in touch for awhile. Keep the stories coming, I am in love with you.

Love

Aww Struck

Dear Aww Struck,

Here is the rest of chapter two:

After prying his teef out of her forehead, Pookie grabbed Fluffy and pinned him to the chair while bitch slapping his vicious teef out of his bony little skull. Syko teef went a-flying, one even landing in the shark tank, and another in Schnookums Pepsi product that thinks it's ok for circuses to torment animals. Pookie, who had brought with her a straightjacket borrowed from her Bing, quickly strapped the kitty in and hung him from the ceiling fan. Around and around and around goes Fluffy syko kitty, his fat ass weighing down the fan blades causing it to wobble precariously. The poor fan, unable to take the weight overload for more than a few minutes comes crashing to the ground...

Chapter three will be with us shortly.....

Love,
Your Sekret Admirer

Dear Aww Struck,

Here is Chapter two.

Syko kitty spent most of that evening shackled and behind locked doors with no food or beverage other than the toilet. Finally, feeling mean, Schnookums let the beast out of the bag. Fluffy returned almost immediately, flying at Pookie with gaping jaws and murder in his syko eyes.

Stay tuned to see what happens to syko Fluffy, very shortly....

Love,
Your Sekret Admirer


xoxoxox <3<3<3<3<3

I heard a song the other day and it reminded me of you. Here it is and the why that it did.

Evans Blue Cold

Hello, I'm your martyr, will you be my gangster
I am your biggest fan will you are the demon in my heart
can you feel my trigger hand, moving further down your back
I can imagine standing behind you kissing your neck and moving my hand down you nekid back
when you hide, hide inside that body
Cause you so damn beautiful
but just remember that when I touch you
the more you shake, the more you give away
I feel like I can make you melt

cold, but I'm still here, blind, 'cause I'm so blind, say never
we're far from comfortable this time
cold, now we're so cold, mine, and you're not mine, say never
we're far from obvious this time
Kinda sums up how I felt with your realationship with him and where I stood
wait, another minute here, time will kill us after all
now can you feel its second hand wrapped around your neck
I felt that time was killing us the more we were not together the more it seamt like you guys were getting closer and closer

so fall into my eyes and fall into my lies
I was wanting you to get lost in my eyes like I am able to, the only lie was being okay with you guys
but don't you forget
the more you turn away, the more I want you to stay
Everytime you werent talking to me and were to him, I felt like you were pushing me away

you're so endearing, you're so beautiful,
You put up with me shit and damn straight you are beautiful
well I don't look like they do, and I don't love like they do
No I dont look like him nor do I wanna and I am not the best at words
but I don't hate like they do
I didnt feel that you were seeing the whole picture with him, kinda blindsided
am I ever on your mind?
Never thought you ever thought about me or us or ever will

COLD, you broke me from the very first night
Its not the first night but that night under the overhang you had me
I'd love you 'til the day that I die
I will always love you, in love with you how ever you want to word it
we're far too comfortable this time
COLD, I loved you from the very first night
That says it all, no need to explain


I cant wait to here the second chapter and how Fluffy's life is spared this go around. Btw you need to be nicer to him and maybe just maybe he will forgive your improper thoughts of him.

Love

Aww Struck

Dear Aww Struck,

Chapter One

Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, there was this syko kitty named Fluffy. One day Fluffy met this guy named Schnookums and went home to live with him for all ever. What kitty didn't know was that Schnookums had a friend named Pookie who liked to velcro sykos to ceilings. Fluffy had some serious issues. Fluffy couldn't control his claws and as a result had them plucked from his little paws with pliers all while being beaten by a flip floppy shoe. But that didn't stop Fluffy, oh no! He latched onto Pookie's arm with his demonically pointy little teef. Pookie, convinced that Fluffy's flobby was filled with candy, velcroed him to the ceiling and used his ruined birthday stick to beat him like a pinata. (Now Pookie hadn't eaten anything really edible for a month, so her candy vs flobby confusion was understandable.) Schnookums saved Fluffy from the pinata position because he feared Pookie's wrath when she realized the kitty didn't contain candy but was simply full of fat, and locked him in the other room for his own safety.

Stay tuned for Chapter Two.... *da dum dum dummmm"

Love,
Your Sekret Admirer

Dear Sekret Admirer,

Its been a long time since we have last spoken. I have missed you so, thought I lost my fan club. I have been thinking of you as of recent, and man those are some dirty thoughts.

Talk to you soon.

Aww Struck